Growing up...

You know you're growing up when...

You don't want a bathe with you little brother,

And a bag of chocolate buttons don't make the bruise better,

Chasing pigeons isn't fun,

Your looks are important,

You're always right and Dad's always wrong,

And when the wind messes your hair it's a big world disaster.

But growing up isn't as great as you think when you're seven and you can't reach the light-switch,

Because when you are grown up you wish you could grow down and chase pigeons and chocolate buttons are the perfect medicine!